21 August 2006

A Yogi walked into a pizza place ...

What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?
"Make me one with everything."
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."


There you have it; an example of why my children despair of my [so called] sense of humour.
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